Dear man next to me shitting, pass me that ketchup bottle, I can hear it, I’ve got a QT hot dog and I’m hungry

Hey everyone, have some bad news. Jase, one of the Boys on the Couch that I used to stream with in the summertime, got in a really bad accident. He's fighting for his life in the ICU right now. gofundme.com/f/medical-expe…

Still ain’t seen a better beat down

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

If you want a boat ride you better bring steel toes

When they’re wondering just how many beers you can drink at the family party x.com/HeheWaitWhut/s…

fuck

Still relevant

Working on it

This is my favourite thing ive seen happen in this game so far

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

It’s about to get BROOTOLL up in this hoe 🥴🫡

Dear god don’t let these pistachios blow out of me

My New Year’s resolution is to be allowed in public 🥴

I’m gonna slip the DJ a $20 at my wedding so he can play limp bizkit as my fiancé walks in

Me and Spotify throwing hands after this stunt