Is there a name for the anxiety you get when you fall behind on listening to your favorite podcasts?

shout out to Jake Silberman who opened the shows in portland and absolutely destroyed every show. Incredibly talented guy.

Me at 23: When I get home from work I’m going to get fucked up. Me at 33: When I get home from work I’m going to put a lacrosse ball behind my right shoulder blade and lean on it for ten minutes while remembering to breathe deeply.

My insurance company just billed me for the chiropractor videos I watched on YouTube.

Will psychedelic mushrooms kick me out of ketosis?

Elvis might be the worst movie I have ever seen. I went to get out of the heat but I think standing in a 103 degree parking lot would have been more enjoyable.

Would it be uncouth for the roadie of an opening band to use a riff of the headlining band during sound check?

There’s a dude in front of me at 7 Eleven buying scratch off lottery tickets with an iguana on his shoulder. Out here living his best life.

I’d like to think that Matt Foley eventually upgraded to a sprinter van, started a successful YouTube channel and is now happily living by whatever river he wants.

Shout out to everyone taking shits on the clock while earning double time today. You the real MVP.

The It’s Corn kid, the Chocolate Rain guy and the Bedroom Intruder dude should start a band.

In August of 1997 I saw Coolio at Z100’s Last Chance Summer Dance. He opened AND closed his set with Gangster’s Paradise. It was the best shit I had seen in my 8 years of life.

Pro tip for selecting a perfectly ripe Passion fruit, hold it up to your ear, if you don’t hear flamenco guitar it ain’t ready yet.

Shout out to HBO Max for allowing me to pull off the perfect double feature of Draft Day and Spotlight.

The first time I did stand up was at a work party. I opened with how happy I would be if a certain regular customer died a painful death. It killed and I was instantly addicted. He just passed. Bill, you racist, piss smelling, slow walking fuck thank you for that first laugh.

I’m seeing a movie in a theater with my parents for the first time since Covid. We are here 40 minutes early and my mom is telling me about a Netflix show about remodeling kitchens. Five Stars.

Still trying gather funds for the old man and his wife. I am wheeling and dealing art. At very least rt this for yah boy

A school bus filled with middle schoolers pulled up in front of me and the two kids in the back seat gave me the finger. Two kids not on their phones living in the moment, you love to see it.

Vocally Tom DeLonge is the white E-40.

It’s a bummer that 4/20 isn’t the 69th day of the year.