Jared Rourke can’t parallel park

And Kevin can’t swim

the mayor out here wildin’

I got room for 4.. who trynna carpool

Caption this

If y’all see the inventor of premarital sex, tell them I got some lunch for them 😈👊

At least that person only ruined it for one kid.. you just ruined it for every freshman that follows you on Twitter

god my humor is trash

Some more

Son that “chipotle” had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

Allen

I vote that we paint this tweet on Russia’s new gym wall

You can’t honestly say that you’ve never fallen into the rabbit hole of “People are Awesome” vids on YouTube

IF UT beats BG(in which they won’t) I’ll giving away 5 FREE meals to anyone that RTs this and currently attends to the University of Toledo! (Must be following to win) #RepeatSeason #TuckFoledo #AyZiggy

The perfect set of pictures doesn't exis- [Kangaroo not included]

5x WL Opportunities! 3x randomly to people who RT 2x to people who comment something they like about CryptoPumps! Good luck :) 🏆 Followers Only

A lot of memories flowing in this morning from 2017. Sweet ride with bitter ending. Finish the job next weekend Raiders.