Merica.

I cast my Heisman ballot for #TuaTagovailoa! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍Nissan)

People say they don't trust the government, but they vote to expand it. People complain about crime, but say f**k the police. People don't trust police, but don't think civilians should be armed. People want freedom, but don't want to bear the consequences of their choices.

day 2 of no nut november

The last time he was in New York, he was lost. Tonight, he won the Heisman. What an amazing journey.

What is the world coming to

That time of the year again

Tuscaloosa is toxic. Get the hell out while you can.

The more I get on social media, the more money I put into my “moving to Costa Rica” fund.

SEC to play 10 games, conference only - via ESPN App espn.com/college-footba…

The best bars are damn sure not on the strip.

Dawg

DOWN GOES BIDEN

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!