guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

Iranian state TV every 10 minutes:

Nggas who haven’t experienced life for themselves are out here sponsoring peoples daughters lifestyle smh

Bar the old money and looters, majority of Kenyans are one bad month away from poverty.

I think Mr Achebe would be upset to know that things are still falling apart.

Steve Hawking

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

The first step of filing returns is forgetting your password.

"Your death is more certain than your marriage, so instead of looking for your soulmate start working on your soul, mate"

Kūringana na Kamau na njaguti ciake (1998:320) 😂😂😂

she wants us to be friends anadhani hapa ni Kamusinga mamae

Yule mtu alisema "Pesa haitafutwi, inawekewa mitego" anafaa kupewa State Commendation walai

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

Judas later tonight: Not matumbo for sure mahn!

Salary imenipata nkikula kamande sijawai tapika hivo😂

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

it's honestly embarrassing that Chrome accidentally became the best PDF viewer while Adobe spent decades making Acrobat slower and more bloated

The CIA to the pro-American chimps