Birthday booked off work, fuck all to do 😎😎

Lee Evan’s and Micky Flanagan best two stand up comedians imo like absolute belters

Can’t be right that am hearing the government is giving people 500 bar if they test positive???

Fucking hate myself me went to bed early to put an alarm on for the fight at 5 and some stupid fuckin reason I’ve put me alarm on for work what goes off at 6 and ave missed it what a fucking sickna

Pubs not open until 17th July? How the Fuck am a gonna be able to keep my dance moves in til then? Sick

If the COVID not over by 2022 ima try crack

Gonna start tattooing myself at this rate, get them back open nuw

As if some cunt at work nicked me ratchet n socket the day 😭🤣

Anyone wanna come do a photoshoot with is under ash asda? Seems to be the new trend hahaha

hope everyone having sex today lasts 2 minutes

Newcastle will win the champions league before Man City.

Me putting £1 on a 4,203/1 acca knowing it has no chance

Michael Bibi b3b PAWSA b3b Dennis Cruz at the Solid Grooves Motel Ibiza 🎰🚨🎲

Jamie Jones & Joseph Capriati at the Paradise Villa Party Ibiza 🌴🌅🕶️