It smells like upfaggot in here

today i learned that “the Big C” does NOT refer to capital C Cunt…….

Avatar: The Way of Fire

We need a slur for people wearing Apple Watches

the sexual tension between white moms and the word “delish” …

i can commit to the bit but not to plans

i am the way i am because i huffed scented expo markers as a child

i’ve got a bad case of RSF (Resting Silly Face)

quesadellilah what’s it like on the stove

it’s always “copy” never “yes daddy” 😔

it’s a hate crime that starbucks doesn’t have lavender syrup

practicing keeping secrets by doing something so horrifically embarrassing i physically can’t tell anyone

it is so insane to me that loofas don’t come in any packaging?? they’re just out there raw dogging the grocery store air?? so wrong.

absolutely not my dad repeatedly trying to order an espresso martini from starbucks (he was trying to say “shaken espresso”) ??? what a king

no context allowed 🙅

she crunch on my wrap til i supreme

Writers: "Let me show you our funny signs!" Actors: "Let me show you how to cut a promo"

his job wasn’t beach it was peach

Okay then check out the Back in Brooklyn Music Video on YouTube ❤️‍🔥

millennial men 🤝 the worst tapestry you've ever seen