got a new phone so first time updating twitter since 2021 and deadass, it killed the fucking platform for me. fuck you elon musk! loser bitch

i bet if you looked up "pompous ass", his picture would be right there in the definition

i wanna blab and blab and blab about skiing lmfao

CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING ASKING ME TO CREATE OR USE A PASSKEY!!! gfy!!

Unfortunately, the tone of your voice was a bit different, and perhaps you even seemed more distant that usual. Fret not, for I will take initiative and exile myself for you, saving you the trouble of doing so.

some men meet the cutest and silliest girl and make it their life’s mission to take that spark away

i am so grateful to have been of the 2007 youtube era when people made MCR and FOB music videos using the Sims

How about just one person that you’re in love with forever

god it feels good to be surrounded by a foreign language

modern day low-rise is such a joke lol like your bush isn't out babes that's a mid-rise waist, don't play

ooooo my turn to do a today i hiked lol

today i hiked 12.7 miles in Cinque Terre and had a whole pizza for dinner

it is going to be hard leaving my adopted family tomorrow (the italian hosts of my bnb)

hey fuckface just wanted to remind you, you ruined this app Elon Musk

why are ex-boyfriends nicer to you when they are exes?

just recognized the acoustics of a song as "a song from shrek" before recognizing it as fucking "hallelujah"

okay i am getting really fucking sick of these trains not going to the destination they say they're going

screamed across the airport lounge at a man, yeaaaaa the american is coming out