> Republican gets elected President. > Cuts benefits for the poor. > Cuts taxes for the rich. > Starts a war in the Middle East. It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.

6AM shift on the morning of the time change

Me walking to my gate to prove it exists before heading to the airport bar

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Mouse making a long distance call on the daffodil phone .

this account is amazing but it's gonna get pretty dark in a few months.

St patricks day,,,, time to go out,, nn play in the clovers,,

me watching tel aviv get bombed so my parlay hits

a fish spread is crazy

Realizing we went from “America First” to “Americans be careful everywhere on Earth” in about 3 weeks

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than

🚨🇮🇷🇪🇸 BREAKING: Iran allows the Kingdom of Spain to use the Strait of Hormuz with complete freedom without restrictions or barriers that impede the maritime navigation of Spanish ships and tankers.

how it feels to just type numbers into turbo tax until you get $30,000 back on your return

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket”

•The U.S. Senate may hold a floor vote TODAY which would overturn a 20-year moratorium on sulfide-ore copper mining on 225,000 acres of Superior National Forest land in the watershed of the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) Wilderness in northern Minnesota. The Boundary Waters

Republicans when a beloved watershed is pristine and untouched:

This is one of the funniest things to ever happen

A man in India says he made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans with a fake AI influencer named 'Emily Hart' • Helped pay for his medical school • Instagram's algorithm would blow up his fake content daily • Tried a liberal version but it didn't work