Jesus is my homeboy and he aint crucifuckin around

Yes absolutely

Sprained my wrist like a dumbass

Oh honey these are great they're going on the shelf but I'm never gonna use them

I guess I didn't help carry the fruits in

Good morning America I've made the shittiest pancakes ever they all look like butts because I decided if one of them looks like an ass why not embrace the whole batch

This is the worst day of my life I'm so sorry I don't even remember what I was doing probably sleeping I'm so sorry princess Belle can you ever forgive me

Yes ma'am anything for you I'll get right on that

That's my girl

Hey dad do you want a buttcake

I need one billion dollars and one billion more dollars

Big butt sculpture of my wife in my yard

I know but I missed you when I turned around so I turned around again to see you

Ripped so much ass this morning and my wife stayed in the room until it dispersed she's the one for me

Oh my god no way I do remember it my own fart was too much for me

I'm working on the new album come here

Yes Steven wants to call it Permanent Vacation which I think is pretty fire

I'm so fucking glad you said that baby it feels absolutely incredible being married to my BEAUTIFUL beautiful gorgeous drop dead amazing wife you make my life so much easier