Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Tucker Carlson

We went to Fox News with our resumés to formally throw our hats in the ring to replace Tucker. Let’s just say it went pretty well.

They Fired Tucker Carlson

Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.

FUCK U BITCH.

Texas Republicans are trying to force public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. I told the bill author: “This bill is not only un-constitutional and un-American, it’s deeply un-Christian.” #txlege

Mark Hamill’s speech at Carrie Fisher’s walk of fame ceremony 😭

I have never wanted anything more in my life…. 🦈 🌭

A Woman Has Won the ‘Nobel Prize of Math’ for the First Time Ever. sciencenatures.com/2021/08/a-woma…

Tina Turner was 44 when she notched her first #1. 8 years after leaving Ike. Her eldest son was 25. Tina's supersonic talent goes without saying. But her perseverance was just as extraordinary. That turn to the camera in "What's Love Got To Do With It" embodies perseverance ❤️‍🔥

That probably did the trick. deadstate.org/black-woman-co…

“Everyone always said that our ships are floating, disease-ridden hellholes, but with everything going on, it seems like a pretty good deal now, doesn’t it?” said a smiling spokesperson. bit.ly/3p8aPWB

A non-profit organization, made up of some 350 volunteer pilots and staff, is helping transport those who need an abortion from states that have made it mostly illegal to states that allow the procedure. nbcnews.com/news/latino/pi…

damn…thank you so much for this. from ALL of us.

Someone called Moms for Liberty “Asshøles with Casseroles” and it’s my new favourite.

NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!!!!! I will Always! Speak up! Always do me! Ur negative comments hold NO power and will NEVER stop my movement!!! My love for my nonprofit is stronger than most of ur marriages!!! ❤️🙏🏾✊🏿

THERE ARE 2 THINGS THAT CANT BE HIDDEN 4EVER…… THE🌞& THE TRUTH

I watched this 100 times 😂😂😂🔥🔥 x.com/MadisonKittay/…

I’m back. I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name). I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement. I’m back, with less respect for you than ever. And just like before, My nephew is my only follow. Spread the word, bastards.