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imagine instagram never gets fixed.

can i get a redo?

i had my first client today & just got a message from her saying "i forgot to tell you, the smaller blender is used for the dog food, we blend his pellets up in there!"not only did i use it for human food, but i tasted the dust inside of it beforehand it to see what it was.......

being an adult is expensive... i want to go back to the time where budgeting was "i can afford this handle if i only eat with my meal plan this week." THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

guys, i just got my first freelance food-writing job. HEEEEY

got a full-time weekly offer from the freelance job & a guest at last nights party took my card so she could fly me to aspen for a weekend to cook--is this who i am now!!?!?!??

booked myself a massage today because i have been putting in the freeeeeakin work and i deserve to be TTREEEATTEDDD.

theculinistas.com/2019/04/season… hey, peep the quote in this lil article on the company blog.

"if i'm not first, you're last"

my new job had me in such a good mood the past couple of days and now im mentally preparing to be back at the restaurant (for two days) and am just LOW. i am so grateful i got tf out of there and even more grateful that i finally accepted restaurant life just isn't for me rn.

this is a subtweet: so frustrated that i'm about to animorph into a basic bitch and start posting inspirational quotes.

“so we didn’t make the cut, but carlo’s made the cake”

life feels freakishly great, currently waiting to get struck by lightening or hit by a car or something.

just opened up notes on my phone to a new one titled "M" and the only context in it was "i is m".................wut

im sorry, what? I CANT HEAR OR SEE YOU BECAUSE EVERY ORIFICE OF FACE IS FULL OF POLLEN

closed on a house, finalized my health insurance and got a weekly-client rate raise.... waiting to get struck by lightening because everything feels TOO GOOD.