Thank god I can now watch the ESPY Awards in their entirety.

joe biden could regain this nation’s trust with just one flawless performance of “not getting married today”

Reba McEntire Is Recording a Theme Song for Her Latest Sitcom  hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/reb…

I don't consider myself particularly naive, but the amount of time I see a discarded vape on the ground and think, "Oh no, someone dropped their harmonica," is getting ridiculous.

Please let the new Bruno Mars/Lady Gaga song bring back slow dancing.

Hear me out. West End production of Falsettos. Andrew Scott as Marvin. Jonathan Bailey as Whizzer. Any takers?

.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute Innocence Project Midwest Innocence Project client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. shorturl.at/K7jDT

Cast Bruno Mars as Sky Masterson, you cowards.

#MarcellusWilliams is about to executed in a few minutes because SCOTUS & @GovParsonMO are not interested in justice.

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re freezing leftover pesto in ice cube trays.

When U try 2 scare people that crime is a problem in ur city and turns out u r the criminal.

Jean Smart as Carlotta in Follies. Jean Smart as Miss Hannigan in Annie. Jean Smart as Mae Peterson on Bye Bye Birdie. Jean Smart as Fraulein Schneider in Cabaret. Jean Smart as Marilyn in Smash.

I thanked gavin creel for basically saving my life and inspiring me to continue performing and this was his response

wish Blockheads was still open so we could all just sit in the plaza and drink margs and cry and watch YouTube clips of him singing

Remember kids, if a strike is inconveniencing you, blame the bosses, not the workers!

On political endorsement wapo.st/3YmeD3T This is cowardice, with democracy as its casualty. @realdonaldtrump will see this as an invitation to further intimidate owner @jeffbezos (and others). Disturbing spinelessness at an institution famed for courage.

I wonder how that child who likes corn is doing.

How exciting, Mr. Buchanan has been let out for the evening due to good behaviour.