More? No- less

I can only communicate

The human wingspan is under 15 feet

You just might be the only sentient life in the universe!

Bed Bath and Beyond called, they want their candles back

A crinkling in time- and just in time for Friday night football!! Go football!

Swollen

But- I was never in prison for teaching archery to goats, you have me confused for someone else

Uyuyuyuyuyu is my middle name

Which doctor is the most powerful? There may be no right answer #doctor

Plot twist

Check it out lol there are fried beans in my hair

It is here

Emily Dickinson said that the most beautiful phrase in the English language is “cellar door”

Ignore what I just tweeted. Don’t know what came over me. CELLAR DOOR

Yesterday I received a package in the mail containing a miniature replica of my apartment. Inside was a scale model of a human body; immediately i I knew that it was me. I hastily shoved the package into the garbage disposal. Since that day, my life has never been better!! #truth

“Yogurt Is A Food, They Told Me. Could It Be True?” RE: concerning your earlier comments regarding yogurt as food Dear Sir, I have no regrets but one- I regret to inform you that yogurt is NOT, as you might assume, a foodstuff. Best of luck, Rock-and-roll hall of famer “Ed”

Math

Globulus mobuloid

Precious metals metal Elon Musk Stanford University 1717