Andy Holland (@dutcha380) 's Twitter Profile
Andy Holland

@dutcha380

Retired professional procreator, now full time domestic troubleshooter. 'Bad cop' in the parental pairing duties. Lucky enough to fly the A380 for a living.

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calendar_today29-04-2009 10:34:03

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Tim Johns (@timoncheese) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No other *colleague* in my decade at the BBC has taught me so how to go ‘hands-free’ in a train toilet. Thanks, Alan.

Jez Holmes (@justjez_2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With the Tornado Disbandment Party tomorrow night, thought I'd share this video of a 'show of force' in Afghanistan. Whether to deter the enemy or support the troops, 100 feet at 550 kts always had an effect! Tornado GR4 Force HQ John Nichol ✈ @31SqnOC OC XV(R) Sqn #tornadofarewell

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Ambassador Catherine Colonna today handed the true copy of her letters of credence to @Neil_R_Holland, Vice Marshal of the Diplomatic Corps, becoming officially the new French Ambassador to the United Kingdom

Ambassador Catherine Colonna today handed the true copy of her letters of credence to @Neil_R_Holland, Vice Marshal of the Diplomatic Corps, becoming officially the new French Ambassador to the United Kingdom
Andy Holland (@dutcha380) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dreadfully sad about Prince Phillip, a great servant to the country. The in-laws conversation did make me laugh though....

Dreadfully sad about Prince Phillip, a great servant to the country. The in-laws conversation did make me laugh though....
3DadsWalking (@3dadswalking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3 Dads, 3 Homes, 300 Miles We are 3 suicide-bereaved dads walking in memory of our daughters - Emily, Beth & Sophie - raising funds for PAPYRUS and encouraging conversation about #SuicidePrevention Please help us spread the word & save lives 3dadswalking.uk

3 Dads, 3 Homes, 300 Miles
We are 3 suicide-bereaved dads walking in memory of our daughters - Emily, Beth & Sophie - raising funds for 
<a href="/PAPYRUS_tweets/">PAPYRUS</a>
 and encouraging conversation about #SuicidePrevention 
Please help us spread the word &amp; save lives
3dadswalking.uk
Tom Holland (@tomahol1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BT Day 45. My internet has now been down longer than Liz Truss was PM. Have spent £44.34 on that service, and I'm owed £361.20 in compensation. Openreach SSKMD MSO ongoing for 99 days, 5 missed resolutions dates. #stilloffline #beatthelettuce

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46 days since my BT internet went down. In that time I've spent £45.33 on that service, and the #ISS has completed 736 orbits of Earth. I'm now owed £369.60 in compensation. Openreach SSKMD MSO active for 100 days. #stilloffline

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Day 49 since BT internet stopped working. That's over 100 complete watches of the #LOTR extended editions. Spent £48.28 on internet in that time, and I'm owed £394.80 in compensation. Openreach SSKMD MSO ongoing for 103 days. #stilloffline #moviemarathon

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58 days with no BT internet. 7 missed resolution dates. I've spent £57.15 on having no internet, owed £470.40 in compensation. Over these 58 days, BT CEO Philip Jansen has taken £417,600 in salary. Perhaps some of this could be more appropriately allocated. #stilloffline

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62 days long, my BT internet outage. In that time, I could've downloaded 42.9TB of data over the 64Mb/s bandwidth I'm still paying for. 7 missed resolution dates. Paid £61.09 in bills, owed £504.00 compensation. Openreach ongoing SSKMD MSO for 116 days. #stilloffline

Tom Holland (@tomahol1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

80 days. BT, Openreach, 80 days without internet, without any prior warning. Can someone please break down how the 436 working hours have been spent since 03/01? That's £78.83 I've been billed, and £655.20 owed in compensation. #stilloffline #aroundtheworld