Be in no doubt. A trade deal with Donald Trump will mean US corporations get to privatise and dismantle our NHS one bed at a time. #TrumpProtest x.com/peoplesvote_uk…

People ask me why I am not doing dry January. Darlings I am a 50 year old woman. Everything is dry. I practically chafe as I walk I often think my foof would work as a pencil sharper now. You’d pull out with a sharpened helmet.

#TheMaskedSinger stacey Solomon is the bush… but she’s putting on a crap voice

Those of us who watched Horrible History know that Kingfisher is this guy #maskedsingeruk

🚨 REPORT: The garbage truck that Trump took a ride in during the 2024 campaign will appear in his inaugural parade on Jan. 20 - Midwesterner

Elon Musk What you’re doing is crazy cool

One more selfie for the road. We love you, America.

RT if you think he should resign.

Imagine finding out that this freak stabbed a little girl 122 times, killing her and two of her little friends, and your PM calling you a far-right thug for having the "cheek" to be incensed about it. That's the UK today. The world must look at us with wonder!? #AxelRudakubana

Oh dear…

🚨 REPORTER: Do you have a plan to go visit the crash site? TRUMP: “What's the site? The water? Do you want me to go swimming?!” Lmfao.

At 5pm I will announce the biggest UK political rally seen in modern times.

Harry Cole Hmm ..

Send Nugget to be with his Dadaji 🙏🏼#EastEnders

#EastEnders #EastEnders40 Who did you vote for?

Today North Korea forced Apple to give them access to their citizens messages and photos so they can spy on them. Sorry, that was the Labour Party.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Labour’s next tactic is to call reform a terrorist organisation

BGT If he has fingers strong enough to pierce a coconut then I feel for his missus.

I have been asked to post this statement from my team.

Man shot dead by armed police outside Milton Keynes Train Station