i speak for everyone when i say we want brigitte to have her thighs back

Thanks I been playing Oblivion

Rubbing the absolute fuck out of my allergy eyes feels so good

Tuesday again

Keep that thang on me

Finish 🦊⚔️

Some robot meme about a certain phenomenon

happy pride month!

people have gotten far too comfortable bringing their dogs to places where they do not belong and it’s really annoying

My former employer paused all marketing on Pride toys and cancelled donating the proceeds to a great org because… *checks notes* … a single bigot doesn’t understand how BarkBox works? You literally have to CHOOSE and PAY MORE for the Pride toys. Happy Pride, gang 🫠

honey, we have guests. bring out the fine china.

I need to start doing this

How it feels informing every group chat about the Trump Elon breakup

Wow! This guy nails it! “You’re on the wrong side of history. You should be standing here with us… you took an oath to the CONSTITUTION, not the fascists in the White House - they’re sending men in fatigues and weapons of war into our communities!”

i’ma be honest , i really don’t give af about people living in America illegally…