What would you do if your new roommate walked around the house like this

[Repost] I really need to lay off the junk food, it all keeps goin to my trunk

Stripes are NOT slimming

Big fat milf pops P-Balloon and becomes bigger fatter milf

Pear shaped

ass

Fat bottomed

“Man that guy was annoying. First he keeps hitting on me, so I swallowed him to get some peace and quiet. Then he decides to ruin my figure by being so filling! Im so bloated I look pregnant! Not only that, but he then makes my ass HUGE by being so fattening! UGHH!” Happy 8/8!

“Almost got it over!-“

Ranma 1/2

I wanted to use the phrase “by proxy“, but when I looked up how to use it in a sentence, I found out that everyone is using the phrase incorrectly.

My love for belches, burps, and flatulence manifested from my love for inflation. I used to look down on it and thought it was distasteful, but I now realize it is a manner of adding nuance and overtones. Now for me, loving one is not possible without loving the other Send tweet.

Today my new sona is birthed

Guys, the truth is that I am actually a single celled organism that evolved and evoked the ability of consciousness. Today is the anniversary of me being created in a lab.

It’s my birthday and some guy gave me a bunch of yellow balloons with the letter P on it. Huh.

What if someone drew me with a big butt or big belly haha wut

I love the lighting in this pic, it makes it look like a morph lol

Curvy