Where my honeymoon NEEDS to be:

"i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag" "you spilled

Listen how the other girl replied back and gave her a complement. Smh I hate girls

Cuando miras que ahí vienen entrando los testigos de Jehová a tu pasaje

I want to get in a twitter fight with a stranger so I can say things like “okkkkk chupacabra” & “What are you talking about Amelia Bedelia”

When they what?

I wanna have a baby so bad

FORREAL!!!

It’s been years...

no te metas con mi cucu