Day 8 camping in Spain and George is adamant that Benjamin Button was a true story

i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown

#VivaGarethBale

Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot? Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you (Waitress leaves) Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow

finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower

Please Don’t Destroy - Hard Seltzer

Excited for my first HelloFresh US !

I don't think this would get past the BBFC buy here's my take of Matt Berry as Garfield

Why have they taken these photos on the Old Colwyn slip road on the A55?

its that time of the year again, don’t forget to hang your missile toads

One was given to Monica, in his life. One was given to Erica, by his side. One was given to Sandra, in the sun. One was given to Mary, all night long. But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5

Best Sugababes song?

UK Bass Music ❤️

Thanks to all my fans. Couldn't have done this without your undying support. Without you, I couldn't be me. #MyTwitterAnniversary

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! 6-5 TO WREXHAM AT THE DEATH! Never. Say. Die. #WxmAFC

Stuck behind a It's Fred Dibnah steam engine doing 5mph

It’s a lucky dip for George & co Big Red T’s as ammo. who knows what the afternoon holds. it’ll be up to the BTP where this lot alights

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