The day after your birthday, you start a new year of being alive. So like the day after your 21st birthday, is the 1st day of your 22nd year on earth #StonerThoughts

Starbucks Lovers #TaylorBonusSongs

Your brother was like the first pancake, a little overcooked, but still okay #MomQuotes

It’s time for Tonight Show Hashtags! #FallonTonight #MomQuotes

Thank you for reading my hashtag Jimmy Fallon happy that it made you laugh!

I can tell when my sister is on the phone, coz my dad always greets her the same “what do ya want?” #DadQuotes

Not my dad, but my best friend’s grandfather used to embarrass her by swinging the shopping basket and skipping down the aisles in the grocery store #DadQuotes

A little over two years, since this moment. It still makes me fangirl 🤭

It's Hashtags time! This week, post some funny or weird stories about your teacher. Could be on the show! #MyTeacherIsWeird

My 9th grade biology teacher randomly told the class “I don’t carry my phone in my pants pocket because it makes you infertile” #MyTeacherIsWeird

My science teacher almost burned down the science lab by putting a giant convex mirror on the bench, facing the window. It burned a big hole in the bench #MyTeacherIsWeird

My account was locked! Wtf X…I’m human! 😐

It’s almost Showtime: Taylor Swift is BACK!!! Tonight! 11:35/10:35c on NBC Entertainment #TaylorOnFallon #TLOAS ❤️‍🔥

Listen to my dad tell me the same story, he’s already told me 5 times #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

Get my sweater caught on a door handle and getting mad at the door for being there #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

It's hashtags time! This week, post something #ScarierThanHalloween and it could be on the show!

Almost getting run over by a New York taxi, while crossing the street #ScarierThanHalloween

The Wifi being down #ScarierThanHalloween

It's Hashtags time! Post a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing a family member has done or said, and tag it with #MyFamilyIsWeird. Could be on the show!

Pop Base International Women’s Day, some hilarious quotes! 😂 #InternationalWomensDay #InternationalWomensDay2026 #FallonTonight