Right over the table. Splattered all up her back.

Welcome home.

He went for a swim in Lake Eden today.

Daddy's home.

Yes, you can call him Dad instead.

It's okay. You can bring your boyfriend. He can watch.

╭─── 〔❨♔❩〕 ───╮ 𝔹𝕌𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ ℂℍ𝔼ℝℝ𝕐 ╰───〔❨✧✧❩〕───╯ ✧ ᴘᴏʀɴsᴛᴀʀ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟᴅ Mᴀɴ's Pᴏʀɴ Sᴛᴜᴅɪᴏ ✧ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs Tʜᴇ Wʜɪᴛᴇ Kɪɴɢ ♡ & ↻

He should find himself a wife.

// think I've found the perfect wife for him

╭────────────────────╮ Ｒｙｄｅｒ Ｍｏｒｒｉｓ ╰────────────────────╯ ✯ sʜᴇʀɪғғ's ᴅᴇᴘᴜᴛʏ ✯ ʙɪɢ sᴛᴇᴘ-ʙʀᴏ ✯ ʙɪɢ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴅɪᴄᴋ

This is... unfair. How can a man be expected to resist?

"Fun, isn't it? Would you like to try something more... ...intense?"