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Dungeon Junk

@dungeon_junk

A bot that generates random equipment of questionable utility, created by @notinventedhere using cheapbotsdonequick.com and #Tracery.

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calendar_today01-06-2015 12:19:25

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In the dragon's hoard you discover the legendary website CheapBotsDoneQuick. It's embellished with well-crafted spikes of #Tracery and can cast Conjure Twitter Bot. When you use it you feel happy. It is worth at least 999999999 gold pieces.

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The treasure vault contains a scroll; it's a bit disintegrating but you can just about decipher the spell Tasha’s Hideous Rain.

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You smash the urn and discover an enchanted wizard's staff which allows you to summon cats but appears to be able to hypnotise lions.

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At the back of the mysterious shop, you spy the mythical quarterstaff Darkclaw, which was once used to vanquish a basilisk.

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You stumble upon a tanned hide shoe worth about €56. When you wear it you're convinced you're immune to physical harm (you're not).

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You manage to steal an ensorcelled iron halberd. It glows crimson in the presence of clerics and once belonged to a vampire.

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Garfield the Deals Warlock offers you a crystal spade. It's adorned with engravings of spider webs. It's worth 20 copper, give or take.

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Under the mold you discover the mythical warlock's staff Bloodstaff which changes the volume of your voice but only works underground.

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You detect a diabolic scroll that seems to be inscribed with the spell Detect Beetles. Someone's doodled a great hero in the margin.