Do you think I could win in a fight against The Meg? Am I small and wiry in this fight? Yes? I think yes.

I dropped my phone in the water and had to get a new one. In a bag of rice method doesn’t work when you’re a shark.

I have been told it’s my week! Hooray for sharks! 2020 is the year we take our place in the spotlight again! Take THAT, Joey Chandler Rachel Ross Phoebe AND Monica! It’s not YOUR week, your month, OR your year. It’s mine omnomnom! #SharkWeek

You should conserve me. And my home. And also this is my reminder not to pee in my home. Keep it clean of ALL human waste... then i will not eat so many of you bad pee-ople. #SharkWeek

*swim swim swim* 🐟

*swims ominously*

*swims in a menacing manner*

*swims menacingly*

It is almost my week because I am a shark

Hello I am Jaws and someone made a book of my life out of delicious fishes

*swims*

*swims aggressively*