Yes, I do own a brothel in Sims.

My abandoned tamagotchi would probably think it’s ironic that I enrolled in a hero course.

Did Midnight really restrict my Instagram comments —

Guess who just slid into my dms ... 😏

AWH, C’MON? COULDN’T YOU’VE CHOSEN A BETTER PICTURE —

That reminds me, Bakugou was the one who clogged the common room toilet last week.

Sero sneaking in my dorm last night because his phone ran out of battery:

PUT THEM BOYS ON ROCK ROCK💃

Where’s Ojiro’s tail when you need to de-stress?

‼️KISSES ARE FOR THE HOMIES‼️

Oh, we’re doing this? Ok— 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ATTENTION 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Which describes me better?

Someone tell Bakugou that putting shichimi seasoning on everything doesn’t make him a gourmet chef.

Whoever invented the potato peeler didn’t consider my capabilities and that’s n o t my fault.

I used to listen to kidz bop before Jiro linked me her playlists and now I can proudly say that my music taste is better than yours.