Baby, the door is closed. Move on and let something more beautiful happen to you.

I truly forgot how loud watching a movie in the theater is. I had to adjust — like why are the speakers yelling at me?

That post-therapy moment when you have to just close the laptop and slow-blink at the blank wall in front of you…

Reading Foucault for Fun: A Memoir.

Being related to crazy people is exhausting.

What’s really causing decline in our society is hyper-individualism and the liberal idea that we don’t need each other or that you don’t owe anyone anything.

i’m a be very for real with y’all, i don’t have the mental capacity for another show about dragons and shit. congratulations or my condolences to rayshawn or whatever the new dragon lady name is

The problem is people aren’t capable of multiple points of view at once. - Kanye is an ass. Fuck him. - Antisemitism is never okay. - He should have been condemned for his comments about slavery. - There is a double standard. All things are true.

If the court is feeling generous with jail time, I've got some other CEOs who could use sentencing, too.

yall are gonna “i don’t owe anyone anything” yourselves into misery

i have not forgotten the summer you all wore those fila sneakers

Abundant people don’t gatekeep their wisdom.

“Kids are annoying “ so are adults , and adults be annoying on PURPOSE

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world