If u liked Jonny Test’s two genius twin sisters, Susan and Mary, ur gay.

#SAT tip college board won’t tell u: When in doubt the answer is c(ry)

Girls... ethereal.

I play 10 yu-gi-oh card games a day you can’t fool me

I am a sim and life is a 12 y/o pc gamer

Barbie twelve dancing princess and Barbie mermaidia are the best movies in existence and no I do not take criticism constructive or otherwise

You ever just see a photo of sheep and feel this insatiable urge to become a Shepard and protect and love your own little flock of sheepies 🐑

What’s up gaymerz whelxome to my yt channel don’t fourget to subscribde

EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

Do you: -have poor eating habits -cant spell -love food -anxiety -disaster zone -use 😳❣️🥰🥺🤪👀 -always sad If yes: you are me. You will hear from my lawyer soon about identity fraud charges

Why does water hit different after a mint like what does it do to make ur tastebuds have a flash mob

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only misunderstood ones. 🐕

Me: *breaths* Jewish colleges: ... Catholic colleges: we want YOU

My life’s goal is to make a viral meme

Y’all loosing ur minds over e-girls and e-boys but would rather die than y’all about ur e-motions. Ok.

I live me some brockhampton but does anyone ACTUALLY know how many members are in it bc I don’t

“At least 14” tf not even GOOGLE knows...

Cursory scrolling has revealed brockhampton has 14±1 members. What the fuck

Me: I think I’d like to go to bed My brain: no no I think we need to listed to Hatsune Miku’s World is Mine on repeat Me, in tears: CHECK ONE TWO AHHHHH