Cat With a Haircut (@dumbgoober) 's Twitter Profile
Cat With a Haircut

@dumbgoober

mrow *throws up*

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calendar_today12-04-2012 02:19:39

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something something one night stand something something only fans something something pair bond something something virgin wand

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cold take: The male loneliness epidemic doesn't stem from men unable to find partners, it stems from them punching above their bracket, refusing to date anyone looksmatched

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thinking back to that one time I was hooking up with someone & I insisted on wearing a rubber & halfway through she goes "feels like fucking a raincoat"

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The amount of trans women I see posting about the new Taylor Swift album is all the proof I need that trans women are real women. Ain’t no man listening to that shit

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my question is how does anyone have time to commit to either or I work 40 hours a week usually & I feel like I have very little time to keep up with people irl let alone the dedication it would take to make something virtual work

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Women will starve themselves and/or get in shape just to sell their pussy online & I'm not sure if I'm appalled by that or impressed

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Ever since musk took over Twitter I've never wanted to delete an app & close my account so bad. but considering I have like 15 years of memories & it was my favorite app until it turned into x, I'm struggling to come to terms with that decision. All ragebait & hate these days