something something one night stand something something only fans something something pair bond something something virgin wand

as a man I think there's some truth to this

chat how cooked am I when I like feeling depressed

Do modern women actually even like romantic comedies?

cold take: The male loneliness epidemic doesn't stem from men unable to find partners, it stems from them punching above their bracket, refusing to date anyone looksmatched

thinking back to that one time I was hooking up with someone & I insisted on wearing a rubber & halfway through she goes "feels like fucking a raincoat"

The amount of trans women I see posting about the new Taylor Swift album is all the proof I need that trans women are real women. Ain’t no man listening to that shit

my question is how does anyone have time to commit to either or I work 40 hours a week usually & I feel like I have very little time to keep up with people irl let alone the dedication it would take to make something virtual work

women when they're surprised dudes aren't that hard to pull:

It's crazy to me how you can be the nastiest person of all time but if your body is tea you can get away with almost anything

Im in tears there's not a second about this that isn't funny

Women will starve themselves and/or get in shape just to sell their pussy online & I'm not sure if I'm appalled by that or impressed

my sex drive is really dependent on how you make me feel emotionally

Stranger things 5 has been so unbearably bad it's fucked

This guy's illusions are great

Chat I'm struggling to recognize AI videos I'm in so much trouble

Having children does have its perks.

I'm so over Gunther man

Ever since musk took over Twitter I've never wanted to delete an app & close my account so bad. but considering I have like 15 years of memories & it was my favorite app until it turned into x, I'm struggling to come to terms with that decision. All ragebait & hate these days

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary