They say life is like a highway, but it’s actually more like a roundabout, or a parking garage

Clone Law

Dumbest of all Worlds Hired this guy for my defence, absolute steller work. Bringing out 100 cloned witnesses who all swore they saw me not commit that crime really helped convince the judge (also a clone) of my innocence.

5th Grade Dropout

Super cool to have my short film Burger Boy screen at the BigAppleFilmFestival festival. They let me lick the apple

Debate strategies Reductio ad absurdum - reduce your opponents argument to something absurd Ad hominem - add another guy to help you argue Slippery slope - grease up a hill or incline and push your opponent down it Straw man - shove straws into your opponents eyes

Bureaucracy Haters GO AWAY!!!

Found a powerful meme in Scotland

Crypt available, located near the garden of eternal life. Call Randy for details

The only man who was 1/4 creature Was the son of a creature-man

I voice a sleepy chef named Tony Pizza in this game, you should play it

Don’s performance as Tony is legitimately one of the highlights of the game. Please check out Dumbest of all Worlds . His work on there is a goldmine of comedy.