The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

SPX green Clown world

At this rate if the war doesn't end tonight we are gapping up (oil) by default.

Do they not have phones?

Honestly bears and bulls should stop fighting each other and just join hands in being frustrated at whatever the hell is going on

If you're feeling stressed or anxious it's your body's way of telling you to gamble on sports

Brent rejecting 95 this much is incredibly annoying

The more Iran hesitates when Israel/USA say explicitly they're going to break terms (at least in Iran's eyes) by bombing Lebanon... Idk just Iran put on a very strong "we won" face, this doesn't track with someone who has max leverage

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

Turns out not good for the world. Unfortunate, time to print

BNO starts rolling this week. With oil spiking again expect outperformance.

Been out of the oil trade a couple days now and I swear I've attained enlightenment. Serene as the Buddha That market sucks