Hey Budweiser, a bottle opener on a twist off? 😂 Still a good commercial though.

Slovotsky's Law: Doing the best thing right away is much better than doing the second-best thing after much hesitation. I didn't say it's easier, mind, just better. From a Joel Rosenberg fantasy book I read many years ago. Still good advice.

Gift from my Mom today. My Grandmothers 1947 Ed of The Good Housekeeping Cookbook. I am totally going to make some of these recipies over the next few weeks! #eatathome “likeyouhaveachoicenowright #food #foodie #foodiechat #cook #cooking #goodhousekeeping

A gift from my Mom today. My Grandmother’s copy of The @goodhousekeeping Cookbook. Complete with handwritten notes! I am totally going to make some of these recipes over the next few weeks, lard requirements be damned! #eatathome #likeyouhaveachoice #cook #cooking #food #f…

Listening too The Moth and all I can think about is reading a story about a spoon and @JohnMetta. I need to get to Hood River.

I would love to talk to Kevin Bacon for 10 minutes. Just 10. No fanboy bullshit, just a chat.

This is great Safeway. Too bad it’s not being enforced. I’ll shop elsewhere. #notsosafe

Son of a biscuit eater. My BSG CraftBrewing Steal Your Face sticker died and fell off my Vanagon. I need another. @JakeDKeeler can you hook me up? I’ll trade in kind.

Damn. Rip Tasty. You were a giant on the beer world. The beer world shines a little less bright.

So Apple, you do realize when you have an event that invokes Siri so many times, that happens to us at home right?

Oh, Apple, 11% faster than this, 14% faster than that, 50% faster than the other guy, without benchmarks is meaningless marketing drivel.

And, let’s be clear Apple, removing headphones reduces material consumption, but also reduces costs and boosts profits, so the altruistic move may not be the best play.

Thanks to Kimberly A. Clements I do an annual check in. We’ve got two wolves in us. A good one, and a bad one. And they both want to eat. We just got to feed that good one more than the bad one. #AlrightAlrightAlright

Tomorrow (March 22) at 10 AM PDT (1700 UTC), Destiny 2 will undergo background maintenance. No downtime is expected. This will prepare us for Hotfix 3.1.1.1 releasing on March 23. For more info: help.bungie.net/hc/articles/36…

VPS Game Time: Boys Basketball - Fort Vancouver vs. Hudson's Bay x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

You know, besties is a term thrown around casually these days. It’s easy to call someone a bestie. Do they pick up the call on the first ring? Mine did and always does.

When you get a text from BrewDad life is good. #bbcfamforlife

So Scopely the Amalgam is paywalled?!? Lame.

Gee Ted Cruz, could you look more smug? #SOTU

Happy Birthday Doug Bowman. Hope you had a great day.