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Duke of Maida Vale

@dukeofmaidavale

Trying to preserve polite society in a beautiful area.

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Majority of knife crime is in East or South London. There has to be a link between regional affluence and knife crime. thetimes.co.uk/article/0db212…

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A very funny April Fools here. Claims that small dogs were given flying lessons over Hampstead Heath! thetimes.co.uk/article/ea4779…

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I love it when a burly train inspector tells half the carriage on First Class to clear off for invalid tickets. Utter, cheating dirt bags the lot of them! Hats off to FirstGroup plc

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When you become very rich, some people sense it by one’s own stupidity or from an upgrade in lifestyle. This can lead to serial spongers, some members of my own family included. And when your chips are down, no one is there to cushion you. Lesson learnt, we start again.

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I’ve been using this gym in Central London for the last six months, where a good number of gentlemen in the changing room refer to each other as “Bro”. Every time I hear it I want to implode. What happened to “mate”?