March Madness brackets are easy tbh. Just pick all the higher seeds except the ones you know are going to lose. #hottytoddy

Caleb Love is an absolute cheat code!! For more information on this, search “Caleb Love cheating.”

No better feeling than watching March madness and talking to zero women at social events #goawayihaveawifey

Just watched two guys go to the bathroom four times in 20 minutes. They must really have to poop

WALTER CLAYTON YOU BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY

I’m so sorry Texas Tech fans. If that happened to Nebraska you’d find me in the river

Hey Creighton Men’s Basketball guess who’s still dancin’ #madeformarch

this loss will do irreversible damage to the white boy summer that was due #onions #dukies

ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS

Hey PFT Commenter was that good enough for ya?

Daddy needs a touchdown Jacob Bigelow

IT WAS ALWAYS THE GATORS BINK

Why Shefty got that uncircumcised collar on? #lank

Not everyone has to be compared to Mahomes my LORD

There’s only one man to thank…. Cletus “The Fetus” Farmington

Matt were you at a Pirates game tonight by chance?

I will not make a Nick Castellanos joke. I will not make a Nick Castellanos joke. I will not make a Nick Castellanos joke. I will not make a Nick Castellanos joke. I will not make a Nick Castellanos joke. I will not make a Nick Castellanos joke.

Nuggets by 50. #bookit

Did Shai just flash us?