Oh-😭😂

Hezbollah does

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

Having sexual discipline doesn’t mean you shouldn’t sleep with multiple women, it means you should choose the multiple women you sleep with

A feminist's brain.

At the request of Pakistan

This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking

چايى داغ رو تو ليوان پلاستيكى نخورين سرطانزاهوووووعععععع

Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.

“You found it offensive? I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.” - Ricky Gervais

كيرتو از تو دهن زنم درار كصكش.

There’s a correlation between men who support Arsenal and them being good men. I’ve never met an Arsenal fan who was a terrible person.

بازم كونمون گذاشتن.

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