Roll out the red carpet! Universal Orlando's summer lineup is a blockbuster hit featuring an epic parade, a new land, and two nighttime spectaculars you can't miss! 🐲🍿🦖 Explore the action-packed details ⬇️ micechat.com/389138-univers…

Looks like the package human has been obsessively tracking will be here tomorrow. Human is all…

🏰💫 DISNEYLAND UPDATE: From historic expansions to modern marvels... Today's Dateline Disneyland is brimming with intrigue. 🏔️ Bayou blues, Haunted Mansion clues, and a Pixar preview. Dive into all the details and stunning photos today ⬇️ micechat.com/389280-disneyl…

Human about to have a nervous breakdown. Tracking on her package hasn’t updated since Saturday. Hoping it’s just a system glitch. Poor thing is a wreck.

No package. Human is not happy. Hoping it arrives tomorrow.

Serious question… how does a package that was in Tampa 2 days ago & should’ve been delivered yesterday end up in… WISCONSIN??

Human still a wreck over this whole package fiasco. PO told her it was likely a sorting error & tracking should show it coming back this way in a day or 2. 🙄😩

Package is at the local postal hub! It’ll be here tomorrow (arrived too late to be on the truck for today).

Ooooh…. There’s no mail delivery today because it’s a holiday (Juneteenth).

Human’s package arrived! There has been some screaming… and crying. She is swooning. 😳

🥟 Exciting news! Din Tai Fung is opening in #Disneyland's Downtown Disney district. Discover everything you need to know about the delicious food, exclusive merchandise, and how to snag a reservation! 🍜✨ Check out our guide ⬇️ micechat.com/388091-din-tai…

🎢 DISNEYLAND UPDATE 🏰: From a ghostly Mansion surprise 🏚️ to a Star Wars land revival ⚔️ & executive blunders! Plus, a DAS-tastrophe in the making & hot RUMORS! 🎟️ Dig into the dreams and drama ⬇️ micechat.com/389707-disneyl…

🆕 DISNEYLAND UPDATE: As July 4th nears, the summer attendance slump continues. High prices, heatwaves, and changes abound. Plus, Downtown Disney’s latest, construction, & interesting Oogie details! 🎢🌞👻 All the latest ⬇️ micechat.com/390400-disneyl…

🐧❄️ Dive into adventure on SeaWorld Orlando's new Penguin Trek coaster! At the end, waddle through the wild and discover a real penguin habitat. 9 year old Johnny gives it a go. Let’s join him for a frosty trek ➡️ micechat.com/390779-seaworl…

Happy birthday 🇺🇦TourGuideTed©🧸🏳️‍🌈🐦🇪🇺

This match is making us… #EURO2024

Well done, England! Usually they suck at penalties. #EURO2024

Now Holland needs to do their job! #EURO2024

Human’s birthday record haul! 🤯

WOW! Thank you 🇺🇦TourGuideTed©🧸🏳️‍🌈🐦🇪🇺