I just tried to pause my Zoom lecture because I couldnt hear the video I was watching on my phone.

Bro COVID-19 be wilding and cancel culture is nowhere to be seen smh

Some people have to make jokes about sad shit because if they don't laugh they'll cry

Yall ready for the power shortages this summer with everybody's A/C running 24/7?

So my dad just came home with a kitten hiding under his truck. Apparently it hitched a ride while he was at a red light.

I know I'm already overthinking shit but since 🕸🎃🍭🦇 season is coming up, who else is waiting for some entitled parents to get angry at ppl for not wanting to give out candy this year due to COVID?

Damn I actually used to think "that's what she said" jokes were funny as a freshman.

I miss falling on my ass on campus and then picking up my skateboard and inspecting it as if the problem was the board and not my dumb ass

Lmao look who I found on Yelp forrest fairy

I stg if I dont see a meme about the swing states using the scene in Avatar where Aang takes away Ozai's bending.

Leaning your back on the couch is the ultimate sign of respect when entering somebody's home.

Do you retire old shirts as workout attire or do you actually have space in your closet?

UCR had fallen to the skaters. The time is now dudes.

I'm starting to feel bad about leaving Team Snapchat on opened

Yall ever shit like a Marvel movie? You think it's over so you start to clean up but SURPRISE! there was an end credit scene

I've realized that "lol" and "lmao" have now completely replaced the "." in my sentences lol Crazy lmao

So we doing welcome shots orrrr?🤔📱