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NO ASCENSION. NO CROSSING. TIGERBEAMS FOREVER.

If this gets more than 10 RTs someone else's tweet gets deleted

tigerbeams so stronk it broke the game

what do you mean this wasn't the finals

what you say: grand siesta will last at least a month what i hear: sunbeams are about to be the longest reigning champs

if anyone is looking for me, i will be sulking for the next month

I will only answer to "Your Highness" until further notice

king duds, Royal PoS #blaseball

as a spy, and as a mostly liquid person as well, i am looking forward to my first infiltration

above all you make us proud