i just called walton goggins wallace gromit by accident

This is still funny till this day😭😭😭

I listen to my chemical romance in a deeper and more lesbian way than you

idk how to explain it but he’s giving Jamie Lee Curtis dowwwnnnn

“stop that’s ur brother” is such a classic thing to say to a cat. like omg stop that’s literally ur brother. stop ur killing him

Arbys cashier said my card declined so i kicked his knees in backwards

you won’t be laughing when i summon 800 of these and send them in the direction of your house

It’s actually a bad idea to link a “Here’s a list of things that get under my skin. Please do not use this against me” page

Steals all your fucking water droplets

klay thompson count your days BITCH

i’m sick to my stomach

Today must be embarrass your rapper girlfriend day for the NBA.

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

tr*mp deadass faked a shooting to take attention away from megan thee stallion😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

sorry for all the megan rt's i just really do not play about that lady

Wishing lesbians and megan thee stallion a good week ahead. Everyone else gets a regular ass week.