My little bird has fallen ill and I have to pay for his care. Consider commissioning me to help a bird (and maybe my education too).

Hi Nintendo of America, thank you for that awesome Direct. A member of the community, Chris Taylor, is bedridden with terminal cancer. His wish is to play Ultimate before its too late. I know how exclusive the company is with this, but perhaps we can bring him a demo at least?

Merry Mercenary Day to all! Now turn up your sound and sing along!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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I’ve watched this with Caiti Ward about 90 times. So many layers.

caution! you are now entering a ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ SKA-FRIENDLY ZONE ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ pick it up or log it off

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Im glad my small role in Pokémon finally hit the air.

I inject heroin into my arm that’s scarred from times prior, my eyes roll back into my head as my manager pounds on my door telling me I’m on in five minutes. Let’s rock I say as I grab my bass guitar, take a pull of whisky, and get into my chuckee cheese mouse band costume

Went to a painting and wine shop with my mum. Painted this lovely zombie rocking a mullet. Seems like a real gentleman.

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the #riskofrain set so far

Y'all my cousin sent me this video and I'm crying 😂😭