Finally gonna watch Sonic tomorrow

drank a monster juice and it didn’t do shit for me

If I go everywhere you want me to go, how do I know you’ll still follow?

What goes up, must go down on me.

Why didn’t you invite me over to watch the popular sports game on the television with you? Is it because you’re watching the popular sports game on the television with someone else and didn’t wanna watch the popular sports game on the television with me? 🙄

Look at my assssss, what do you see? CULT OF PERSONALITY!!!

Si hay sol, hay sexo Si hay playa, hay sexo Si hay alcohol, hay sexo Si es conmigo mejor

Watching Bayside and singing “Don’t Call Me Peanut” with Cass 🤍 and J.R. was the highlight of my day

Stoked for Fantastic Four on Friday!

Superman is a punk rocker but likes p.o.d.?

Burger King > Whataburger

Nerds clusters

why tf even is wasabi

When you love something enough you don’t have to be paid to say it. GODDAMN I LOVE TIDDYS

Where’s the new Chris Joslin tre flipping el toro clip?

I love going on trips with my friends

Saw The Smashing Machine today and I just couldn’t with The Rock. He can’t act and literally plays himself in everything he does.

I like throwing things at stuff

El Vecna y la Kali a mi me pelan la verga #StrangerThings5

I’m taking one of the meanest shits I’ve taken in a while. I needed this. Keeps me humble.