If golf and soccer switched announcers...

“Psst, hey, come here... Wanna buy some insurance?” *Winks*

I think I’m pregnant now?

Been in PT school for a minute now... guess I gotta start the transition back to more “mature” social media platforms.

Musculoskeletal teacher’s mood for class (cat lawyer video): 😂🤪🤩🤣 The topic (Osteoarthritis): 💀😤☠️🤕 #DPT #PTSchool #OA #NotACat

Two letters to the NEJM just published: - Pfizer says new data shows 1 dose is 93% effective after 2 weeks, almost as good as 2 doses. They urge a change in policy to single dosing. - Moderna basically saying their vaccine is good against all variants except possibly S.A.

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You know studying is going poorly when you contemplate doing your taxes

Don't you wish you could have a quality FaceTime sesh like this?

Okay okay, we've alll taken pics with the sunflowers, we can relax now. Promise.

*At RUF* *Shelby motions me to come closer* Shelby*whispers*: "Hey, can I use your cheese to make a grilled cheese sandwich after this?"

Do you ever walk up to your front door with your hands full and try to unlock your door with you car key fob? Yeah.

Use for umbrella: staying dry when it rains Not a use for umbrella: plowing through people on sidewalks with your head down on your phone.

I don't understand why there's a mad rush from the bus stop at 7:20am but at 9:00am people are sleep walking on library bridge.

It's like winning the Olympics of relationships or something.

When you see the weather forecast for gameday... #BYOG 🌧