Bo Bichette after signing the massive contract for the Mets

So Jalen Brunson just said fuck scoring the ball today?

If Bichette has a soul he will get a base hit RBI right here

All I had to do was bet Juan Soto 2+ H R RBI instead of Bo Bichette

Mets 6 billion dollar lineup is getting perfect game’d by *checks notes* Matthew Liberatore????

Garrett Crochet really not gonna get 6 k’s?

Tarik Skubal getting no strikeouts today 💔

Sonny Gray get a strikeout challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

I knew Sonny Gray 5 strikeouts was a donation and I still added it to a parlay anyways 🤦‍♂️

That Kanye So-Fi concert was legitimately the best performance I’ve ever seen

Tf happened to Bobby Witt Jr? Bro is not the same player this season so far

Imagine being a Royals fan. Your team looks good for a season now you realize they just fucking suck in every aspect.

Finally Bobby Witt shows a pulse!

Rockies bullpen day and Phillies are going to lose aren’t they…

Trea Turner may be the best shortstop in the game.. just saw him make one of the best shortstop plays I’ve ever seen

A list of good players on the Tampa Bay Rays: Yandy Diaz

Max Fried 6th inning meltdown. Wonderful!

I needed Yankees -1.5 and Max Fried 5 Ks and Fried decides to take a massive steaming dump down his legs in the 6th inning

Astros just said fuck a bullpen this season?

Chris Sale sucks. Austin Riley sucks. Acuna having a bad year. Braves poverty season has officially begun.