I’m 6’0 and 215 lbs in case anyone needs a weighted blanket

The year is 2033 You buy a movie ticket online n notice a $7 “premium” upgrade, u decline it. You get to the movies and it starts… There is a Stake ad sticker on the bottom right for the entire runtime

just saw my crush admit to smoking cigarettes

“what is it to a man to gain his soul and lose the whole world?” lol it’s like the antithesis to ethics under capitalism

Am i about to agree with Josh Hawley? 🧍🏿‍♂️

U diggin in me

i be ironing my shit wit extra starch like a real Texas OG lol

walk in New Orleans with the etiquette of L.A yelling MUSSSSTTAARRRDDDDDDDDD

sick asf onna Friday night

“We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat” announced Reagan advisor Roger A. Freeman during a press conference on Oct. 29, 1970

head from a girl who’s a server at a restaurant i could nvr afford to eat in

Niggas would commit suicide twice if the internet deemed it as aesthetically pleasing

This Kendrick and Drake shit got folx acting like they on the payroll we are CIVILIANS!!!

At what point do we admit that the CIA won?

2009 Randy Orton up there wit 2001 Osama Bin Laden

Sooo… Does Kendrick actually wear a size 7 men’s tho?

There is a lot of nuance to this conversation but UNFORTUNATELY… He makes somewhat of a valid point. I hate that

Why does EVERY girl in the fckn world have a THREESOME story?!!!!

He not even gone do nun with that fr