See ya jager alligator

Black and mild crocodile

As far as people go, when I really look at the life I made, I'm really just street trash with a large vocabulary and the ability to use it.

Yo somebody help me, I can't think of words that rhyme with chocolate

Why do we only see the good when it's the best?

Was it really your birthday if you didn't wake up drunk? (I woke up drunk 👉🏻👈🏻)

Inject this DIRECTLY into my veins

My suit ended up looking so fucking good, I can't wait to wear this bad boi god damn 🥹

The countdown begins

Watching us lose to the pacers by three in overtime and jaylen air balling a 3 in the last 6 seconds, after an incredible 20 point comeback in the fourth is heartbreaking 😭

That's one cold ass McConkey 🔥

Chargers points scored before I tuned in: 17 Buccs points scored before I tuned in: 10 Chargers points scored after I tuned in: 0 Buccs points scored after I tuned in: 30 Why they say fuck me for? 😭😭😭

Christmas is so weird. Like what do you mean this is the most I've ever spent on Legos and it's not even on a star wars limited one for myself

This Texas v Arizona state second half and OT was crazy 😳🤯

A lot of the best memories are made when you can't remember

Jayson Tatum had the highest plus/minus of any player in NBA history before turning 27. By a landslide. 1. Jayson Tatum: +3,528 2. Tony Parker: +3,218 3. Tim Duncan: +3,090 4. LeBron James: +2,966 5. Dirk Nowitzki: +2,787

Payton Pritchard, Derrick White, and Jayson Tatum are the third trio of NBA teammates to make 200+ threes in a season. The others: James Harden, Eric Gordon, Ryan Anderson (2016-17) Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Jordan Poole (2022-23)

Tonight is the first time in the HISTORY of the NBA that two players have made 9+ threes in the same game Payton Pritchard and Derrick White.

Just watched Payton Pritchard and Derrick White score 40+ each in the same game. Absolutely insane!!! 🔥🔥🔥

And that's without starting in the NBA straight out of high school. Insane