Reminder to not be an asshole at the gym to the new people. We all started somewhere and it’s literally a shared public space. You don’t own anything 💀

Consumerism is crazy fr bc why tf do you need like 10 Stanley’s????

this defeats the whole purpose of a reusable cup…

I just saw a double decker city bus??? lol

I tattooed Jake today and it was the most nerve wracking thing of my life never again lol

Bitch they died

Because Americans have been deeply propagandized into believing homelessness is a personal failure rather than a systemic failure.

my boyfriend and i fall asleep holding hands if you're wondering how disgustingly down bad we are for each other

I asked my students what area they can find a lot of dirt in and one of them said pico Rivera 💀💀

Bendito tu abandono

Why are all these college girls doing Sunday resets omg... like I was shotgunning natty’s and rotting away with hangxiety, not vacuuming my roof.

ya duérmanse o no les va a traer nada el chicharito

i am NOT a cocomelon parent you will sit down and watch pride & prejudice!

My biggest enemy is the reformer fr

I got contacts and the baddie with nails had to show me how to put them on bc I always have nails and now I can finally SEE

Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring after not seeing his own shadow. #GroundhogDay

1984’s George Whorewell I've said it multiple times and I'll say it again the concept of Groundhog Day feels like something they'd make up for Parks and Rec and I say this as an American

You in his DMs, I’m deep in his armpit smelling his deodorant

Welcome back, Clayton!