iPhones when your finger is slightly wet.

If it got dark while waiting for you The stars would tell me how much longer to wait I'd see your shadow get taller The closer you got to me I'd listen to your footsteps Each step to the sound of your name With each step my heart beats loud Though night has fallen I wait for you

Pretty fun 😂

Duchess Anna of Banana 🍌👑 TITS FOR OZZY!

i’m sorry you can’t sleep, babe. would a bj help?

Gm ☀️☕

my wife asked me to pick up a thing at the store so i spent an hour not finding it at a sports bar having chicken wings and beer

Making this bucket of fried chicken my bitch

Gm ☀️☕

I'm sad to announce that I have given up on resistance and downloaded that Spotify Yacht Rock playlist

Pedro Pascal feeling anxious

What is the charge? Eating a pizza? A succulent cheese pizza?

When you’re pretending a guy’s dick is a microphone and singing karaoke into it, what’s your go-to song?

𝔹𝕖𝕖 Easy, get yourself a small Weber smoker (though any will do) I just prefer Weber, throw a 6 lbs pork butt on it. Next blare Morgan Wallen, thirdly and most importantly, a cooler of beer must be present. This is like catnip in Va.

Gm ☀️☕Happy Friday! 🥳

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Happy Friday y'all!! 🥳🥳