Bio update

I try to be a pleasant father and the young people take advantage of me

Maybe I should stop being so soft and get a face tattoo

Then I will have the respect I deserve

I played the kazoo once if you like a man with an instrument

I think my kazoo is still in my bedroom

I will play a song for you, my sweet

I only know popular early 2000's pop songs

Who is Meme? Is there a last name?

Dads Against Memes

I do not know what Meme is, but I know I don't like it.

>Your kids are having brotherly bonding time :'-) >Time to make some coffee and read a good book.

Cats are wretched fiends, but I would put up with one if Adrian and I ever moved in together.

It's been a while since I've been on a proper date.

Ever since Valentine's day, where I got kicked out of my favorite restaurant.

>Time to find a new home :'-) >The best way to deal with an infestation is to run from it, of course. >Call the real estate agency up asap.

What in the sam hill is going on here.

I work overtime ONCE and I come back to some kind of ass disaster

I cannot deal with this right now, I have a date to get ready for.

I am ridiculously in love with Adrian Egbert. 💜👀💋