3 things i never forget: Who dey owe me money Who no wish me happy birthday Person wey promise me money.

How does a politician dash you pant & you sef, a whole nwunye mmadu stretched your hand to collect it? That picture had better be fake.

Wtf 😭😭😭😭

Abeg when is boiled corn coming out???

Me when it’s my turn to present:

My birthday is 4 days away and I’m not doing anything for it, how sad is that 😭..no pictures not nothing for the first time in at least 6 years 😭… e be like say life don hard pass all these things but e still Dey pain me sha

Cuando estás lavando platos y te llevan más

“payment received in opay”, abeg off that sound and don’t be stupid.

not one single healthy relationship in my family and i expected it to work out for me 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

😂😭😭

"How would you feel if your mother never had you?" GOOD I would feel good dear...

I dey cosplay nepo baby

Like don’t threaten me with a good time 😂

eu terminando um livro 5h da manhã e indo pesquisar tudo sobre ele

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

“I can write my final year project myself” Your mental health in just chapter 1: