Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

You are alive. You have a home. You have a bed. You have food. Be grateful.

My gosh

I would sit and watch this guy’s full shift if I could

People hate when you are not stupid

Zohran: Everything will be free *4 months later* Zohran: So, we ran out of money

It’s evil to want to be worshiped

Here we see Crab Rangoons in their natural state drinking from a Sweet and Sour Sauce watering hole… unaware of the predator that lurks above them.

So are they gonna address the allegations in this one or….?

my gosh

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia… He said, “Sure knock yourself out.”

It’s always Australia with the most insane wildlife

Pro tip

I’ve never seen a skill that is both so incredible and so useless. I guess you could say there’s entertainment value, but you have to see it in slo-mo; he can’t do this in front of live audience. And to think how many hours of his life he has spent perfecting this useless ability

I’ve been telling folks…. there are some people who look better with the face a little filled out

Jordan, Lebron, Wilt, Kobe, Kareem, Magic, Shaq, Bird, Duncan, Russell

The Knicks went on a 67-13 run to take a 50-point lead in a Game 6. This is a thing that happened.