Ill salute anyone that eats sandwiches from a corner shop cause av gen never been more scared of anythin in my entire life

Wtf how have a just woke up at maws bit. Moved out about a year ago

There’s a cunt in my work who makes toast before he comes in just to bang it in the microwave to reheat it even though there’s a fucking toaster right next to the microwave

Please retweet this for me. Good friend of mine was robbed of his wife this year in a terrible traffic incident . Despite this horrible ordeal his beautiful wife Fiona saved a young mans life by donating her organs. Please DM any information ❤️❤️

Fan favourite at work the day, set the place on fire n evacuated the building at half 6 this morning

What did I just watch x.com/HumansNoContex…

It’s ma balance 🤣🤣

That ending🤣

😂😂

I come up hard, I camp up fast, I Beat the toughest and I beat the best ! I Took on the toughest of challenges, I dared to be great & I came out on top! UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌪🥊

Wee young boys asks me to go in the shop for 20 Richmond, so a comes out n he starts gon aff his heed, telt the wee cunt to get his own sausages next time

How much do you have to hate yerself to get yer hair cut in the craigshill mall

Taxi drivers are a strange breed man

Walter Smith 1948-2021